Friday, March 13, 2009

I kicked an iPod in a hold because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner=2 0table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

I kicked an iPod in a hold because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

spring break

My spring break consist of going over to Jessica lanes house and becoming a Mexican for a couple of days. We plane on watching scary movies, eating popcorn, hanging out and sleeping in. Also on me spring break I am going to see my boy friend Silas who I love with all my hart. I also mite even go to work and babysit my baby cousins.
My ideal spring break consist of never going to school I would go to Oregon and go see my best friend Ethan McLean. We would go shopping and then we would fly down to Florida and see the rest of my family.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

"through the eyes of a dog named bugsy"


Hi, my name is Bugsy. As you can tell I'm a pit bull. I was born in Tampa Florida and my life is kind of a funny story. I own 5 people Brett, Shanda, Dylan, Rylee, Anthony , and of curse grandma. I was born in a litter of about 5 dogs but only two of us survived. My brother died of a decease called " tick fever". This decease is transfered into the blood stream when a dog bites you, and wonse its in you its very hard to get rid of it. So one day my brother wanted to go play out in the yard, and when our human told us that we had to stay inside he didn't listen and went out side anyway. well a couple months went by and he started to get sick. Once my human asked grandma whats wrong, grandma said, "i don't know sweet hart, lets take them into the vet and see whats wrong." Well when the took him to the vet they asked " has he had a tick on him?". With a confused look on her face, Shanda asked grandma if she had gotten any of him. Grandma said, "yes dear, but why would that have made him sick? It was a could of months ago." Immediately she took my brother back to the back room and tested him for "tick fever". When the vet came out with a sad look on her face, we knew that the news was not good. I gave my human a confused look and barked continuously at her. When the vet told us that he did not have long, i knew that it was going to be a sad night. A couple of years passed by and we moved to Childress Texas and left my sisters with my humans sister. Not long after that my human had Anthony Fenix at the hospital, when they brought them home i could not wait to see him. i was jumping up and down, running down the halls. I was so Excited to see what my baby human looked like i could not settle down enough or quick enough, so they put me out side and let my best friend ever see our human baby. I was so MAD at spike ( my best friend) that when I saw him, I bet him on the back leg. As usual I got in trouble and locked out side. Ever seance me and my humans moved here, I have been doing nothing but getting in trouble. For example when my human Rylee had to get surgery I was so happy to see him when he got home I jumped up and licked him all over the face. O and did i mention that my human Rylee is only 3. Well i guess i did now and let me tell you I have never felt so miss treated in my doggy dog life before. it suck and I hate it, You no getting in trouble all the time. Even if it isn't my flat. Well about 6 weeks ago my girlfriend Princess had puppy's( not by me of course, even though they look like me allot) . Well my humans niece was holding one of them and i didn't see it in her hand because its so little, and when i wanted to play with her she slapped me on the back of the hand and told me that i needed to settle down expesually around my baby's.
well that's the end of my story,
so if you want to hear more you are just going to have to meet me for yourself
P.S. if you don't want to see me get in trouble don't bring a cat. :)